Burrelly's Dominion

LALALALALA

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:01:13 GMT

Well its update time again. These days I have no interest in the internet at all its just all the usual and boring stuff over and over again. I have not really been keeping up with livejournal or deviant art or anything else I normally look at on the net.

I used to play eve all the time but again the interest in that has gone. All I really do these days is watch old TV shows and films. This has pretty much replaced my usual internet time. As well as that I spent most of my time with Ruth (my girlfriend for those that don’t know) and out on my bike.

No not a push bike my motorbike. I passed my test about a month ago and bought my self a cruising bike. It good to be able to jump on it and go for a drive.

Still working away for Dell and enjoying my time at work. Quite quiet these days because of the school holidays so have time to site and browse the net and write things like this. Accessing the internet at work is one of the main reasons I don’t really go on much at home.

I am going to do more of my photography soon quite miss it, need to get some time and upload all my pictures onto deviant art again.

Recently I have lost touch with a lot of my friends mainly due to spending time with Ruth and work and them all working as well. Some friends I have lost touch with as well I am not bothered if I see them again.

Fiona we need to meet up sometime soon!

Picture of my bike:

Tue, 02 May 2006 22:35:51 GMT

"I don't know" IS NOT A FUCKING ANSWER!!

Poke

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:03:28 GMT

I so haven’t updated in so long what is going on? I really should make an effort to do this a little more often. So are you all wondering what is happening with me? I very much doubt it but I am going to tell you all anyway! HAHAHAH

I have been working a fair bit but that is nothing different from usual just need to get on with it. Still enjoying the job but I hate having to get up early. I miss my long lies to like 5pm! Ah well have to go to work for money and to be honest it’s a not bad place to work pretty laid back and nothing like AOL!

Well I am not going to be like my borderline Ned friend and jump on the happy new year bandwagon! You know who you are!

So is there anything interesting happening in my life? Well actually there is something a little different going on just now, will just need to see how that goes. Hopefully well, ah well I am having fun with it just now. Lets hope it last. Ok im not sure if anyone will actually have any clue what I am going on about but oh well if you don’t sucks to be you!

Oi Fiona email me back hehe!

No Craig!!!!

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 20:13:59 GMT

What the hell are you doing craig!?!

Trick or Treat

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 13:47:42 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
burrelly goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Nurse.
armands_gift gives you 15 light blue licorice-flavoured jawbreakers.
crazylikeothers tricks you! You get a clothespin.
deadedd666 gives you 7 blue cinnamon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
friggin_muppet tricks you! You lose 15 pieces of candy!
hornyangel20 gives you 14 dark blue lemon-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
lord_of_shadows gives you 12 light yellow vanilla-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
nantuko gives you 1 softly glowing banana-flavoured jawbreakers.
sik_and_twisted gives you 16 dark green coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
whatissacred gives you 6 pink orange-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
x_xtina gives you 4 red-orange tropical-flavoured gummy worms.
burrelly ends up with 60 pieces of candy, and a clothespin.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

From Adam....

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:27:51 GMT

Had to post this :)

If World War Two had been an RTS game, it would have gone a little something like this....

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*

*Eisenhower has joined the game.*

*paTTon has joined the game.*

*Churchill has joined the game.*

*benny-tow has joined the game.*

*T0J0 has joined the game.*

*Roosevelt has joined the game.*

*Stalin has joined the game.*

*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fuckin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: shit Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got shit to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do shit til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fuck up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is fuckin weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshit u fags im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little bitch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: wtf

Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fuckin army

Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshit u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: WTF u asshoel! WE HAD A FUCKIN TRUCE

Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o shit i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right bitch im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an ass

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh shit help

Hitler: o man ur fucked

paTTon: oh what now bitch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shit

Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksucker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fuckin gay

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*

benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows

*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs

benny~tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: fuck u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: fuck this shit im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]: wtf?

Eisenhower: shit now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY SHIT I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy shitholyshithoylshit!

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*The Allied team has won the game!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bullshit u fuckin suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for shit

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbass

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fuck u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny~tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny~tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all fags

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o shit!

*paTTon has left the game.*

The Girl.....

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 01:02:23 GMT

That’s us just in from a fun but rather interesting night out…. So me and rikki decided we would go for some food. We were going to goto ichibans but it was far to busy so ended up in wagamama and its no where near are nice as ichibans.

Not to worry it was still early so we though lets got for a couple of drink in the solid…. This is where it starts to get interesting…. So we having a couple of drinks and there is this very nice girl standing all on her own.. should I go talk to her? Nah decided against it.

So as we are about to head out rikki decides to “talk” well he likes to call it talk all he did was say want to go to the cat house. Amazingly she says yes… not exactly the biggest thing. The interesting part is when we both kinda realise that we both like her. Let the competition begin………..

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 00:08:42 GMT

Commando VIP (Documentary)

Time - 20:00 - 20:30 (30 minutes long)

When - Wednesday 19th October on five

Series following six celebrity wannabe commandos as they live, train and fight together in a bid to mould themselves into the ultimate fighting unit. In this programme, the new recruits are sent on their first mission and have to rescue a downed pilot from behind enemy lines.
(Stereo, New Series, Subtitles)

Everyone watch it im in it!

Who has commented?

Mon, 03 Oct 2005 23:41:24 GMT

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FAO x_xtina

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 16:02:35 GMT

Well if Poo is POWER it should at least be pretty that is why you need the "Turd Twister"

The Turd Twister

Pumpmin

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 17:58:55 GMT

There was something said the other day about seducing a pineapple..... I could not find anything interesting pineapple related but I did come accross this:

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 15:12:10 GMT

WOOOO I QUIT AOL

GOING TO DELL :D

Violence and Sexual Assault

Sun, 11 Sep 2005 02:22:26 GMT

All I can say is tonight has been and interesting but rather fucked up night.

To sum up the night I was sexually assaulted and used :)

After an interesting day in Glasgow and going for suishi me and rikki decide lets go to the cathouse. So we get into the cathouse and run into a few people that we knew so anyway we had a few drinks.

After a couple of drinks we start dancing, next thing I know I am dancing with some blonde girl with fairy wings, so we are dancing away to down with the sickness and she starts to get really violent. Nearly lost my nipple piercing. Anyways after a few mins of violence the next thing I know is her arms are around my neck and we are kissing. Me at this point not knowing she is on a hen night and her fiancé is standing behind me…..

So after the kiss she goes away some where with the fiancé which was a good thing as I was in pain after that dance.

I decide I need another drink and once I get that I spot two girls that what the hell im going to go chat to. So get my drink and walk up to them and just casually ask which one wants to dance and the reply I get is you want both of us? Yeah ok being male I am all up for that. However we don’t make it to the dance floor I end up getting off with both of them. Yay go me! So after that I buy them a drink, what do they do they fuck off with some blonde guy oh well no big loss.

Back to the dance floor I go to find rikki etc but no who do I run into mad blonde phsyco on her hen night. She grabs me and pulls me towards her so I thought ok ill dance with her no harm in that. My god I was wrong. Within minutes she had my zip down and her hands in my trousers and she was not being gentle!

So while this is going on rikki appears I am like thank fuck an excuse to leave this bitch, but no she decides she wants rikki well least she leaving me alone. Rikki then underwent much the same I just did!

All in all an interesting night!

Deviant Dicktionary :)

Fri, 09 Sep 2005 14:17:50 GMT

Well I think I am going to make my livejournal more along these lines from now on:

Here is the Deviant Dictionary!

I have only posted A – D just now will post some more later!

abrasion

Stimulating the surface of the body with abrasive materials, for example, rough silk, chamois leather, fine sandpaper, brushes, wire wool. An often overlooked but surprisingly effective set of techniques, especially on a blindfolded bottom=

acucullophallia, acucullophilia

State of being circumcised (of men), attraction to men who are circumcised.

altocalciphilia

Fetish for high heels

bear

Usually a large, bearded, perhaps older and even overweight man, preferably with substantial body hair. The bear community overlaps with the gay leather community and those who describe themselves as, or say they are seeking, bears may have very 'masculine' images and interests that sometimes shade over into SM. A smaller or slighter and perhaps younger and submissive man who seeks the company of bears is sometimes called a cub.

breath control

Asphyxiaphilia, auto-erotic asphyxiation (if solo play), breath games, breathplay, hypoxyphilia. Games involving control or restriction of air and/or the supply of oxygen to the brain. Strangling is usually the compression of the carotid arteries to prevent oxygenated blood reaching the brain; suffocation involves reducing the level of oxygen in the air available to breathe. Hanging, where the body is suspended by the neck, though a relatively common fantasy, is very difficult to stage in a non-harmful way for SM scenes: remember that judicial hanging was intended to break the spine, not cause death by suffocation. All these games are very dangerous to play alone, and may also be dangerous if with a partner.

clitoridectomy

Surgical removal of the clitoris.

cock ring

Rubber or metal ring that slips round base of cock and balls when flaccid.

condom

The male condom, also known amongst other things as a French letter (a fairly rare term now), rubber (especially in the US) or rubber johnny, sheath, or in Britain by the name of the best-known brand Durex (manufactured by the London Rubber Company), is a thin waterproof sheath, today usually made of latex, that tightly encases the erect penis and prevents the passage of semen during fucking. Condoms were originally designed, and are still used, as contraceptive devices, but they are also essential items in the practise of safer sex; they may additionally be of interest to the rubber fetishist.

coprophagy

Eating shit.

coprophilia

Gaining sexual pleasure from playing with shit.

cross dressing

Dressing in clothing usually worn by the opposite sex. In a sexual context, can be carried out as a sexual thrill in itself, in which case it is known as transvestism. However, is also sometimes employed in power and humiliation games, and seems most common on the heterosexual BDSM scene where male bottoms are instructed to wear female clothing and even wigs and makeup by female tops. Unsurprisingly, given the unequal social roles of men and women, men are more likely to find women's clothes humiliating, whereas women might dress in men's clothes to feel powerful and dominant. In the past Scottish boys were sometimes punished by the humiliation of having to wear a kilt without a sporran, a practise known as petticoat discipline.

cunnilingus

From Latin cunnus, vulva, and lingus, tongue: the act of licking and sucking the cunt, a form of oral sex, archaically known as gamahuching, and also known as 'going down on' someone or 'licking (or eating) someone out'. Can include mouth contact with the labia and the insertion of the tongue into the cunt, but the most intense physical responses are caused by licking the clitoris, a technique termed more specifically as clitorilingus. Common in vanilla sex; in BDSM it may be as a form of service performed on a top by a bottom, or a more intense form, perhaps involving the use of teeth, can be used on a bottom by a top.

dacryphilia

Sexual arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of one's partner.

depilation

Removal of hair. The removal of most body hair except the pubic hair for cosmetic purposes is socially acceptable in women, and even expected in many Western countries, but for men it is much more likely to be for erotic purposes. The removal of the pubic hair in both sexes is definitely kinky, though it has the added benefits of preventing the spread of pubic lice and making genital stimulation and bondage techniques more practical. It may be linked to infanitilism, or to castration fantasies, and is sometimes carried out on a bottom as an act of domination or sign of a dom-sub relationship. Hairless heads are becoming more acceptable and some balding men shave their heads to mitigate their baldness, but it can also be carried out as a sexual activity.

dildo

Archaically termed a godemiche, from a French phrase meaning 'I enjoy myself'. Penis-shaped toy designed for insertion into the body. Early versions were made of stuffed gut, leather or ceramics but today they are most commonly made from moulded latex, often to a 'realistic' pattern but in hyper-realist sizes. They may be hand-held, strapped on with a harness to allow women to simulate male fucking, or held in place inside the body by harnesses or clothing. Hygiene demands that you either reserve particular toys for on particular people or cover them in condoms which are changed between different people. The word is of uncertain origin but dates back to the 16th century
douche

A simple item of equipment for douching, usually consisting of a rubber bulb and nozzle, though the term is sometimes extended to cover other items of douching equipment. Also the activity of douching, as in 'I had a douche' or 'I douched'.

douching

From the French douche, 'shower', in a sexual context this means injecting liquid, usually water, under pressure into the arse or cunt, either for hygiene purposes prior to sex, for contraceptive purposes afterwards (not terribly reliable), or as a sexual thrill in itself. In the vagina the liquid is entering a closed cavity and only a limited amount can be used. In the rectum, the cavity immediatly behind the arsehole can be flushed, or liquid can be made to penetrate higher and further into the bowel and colon: such a thorough anal douche is known as an enema and the sexual enjoyment of them is termed klismaphilia. The body will quickly attempt to expel water introduced in this way with a shitting action and controlling this can be part of the fun.

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 14:37:44 GMT

As you can most likely tell I got very bored today and in my boredom I came across this on the internet and just had to make a post about it.

I made it into a cut as its not really that work safe and it contains a few images and I going to be quite long:

The Winged Eros

Eros was the god of love and son of Aphrodite -- he hasn't returned my calls on whether this position requires any special skills.
Try and perform this in a winged back chair for a double winged eros.
If you prematurely ejaculate in this position it's called a winged error

Crazy Upside Down Squat

In case you are wondering, that's him on the bottom.
This one rates a 9.6 in the penis-bending-index.

Crazy Criss-Cross

Not for people with smelly feet.

Froggy Fashion

This position didn't come out that well because the dummies don't bend their legs very well. The woman is supposed to have her toes under the man's butt, and she looks sort of like she is doing a sit-up in gym class. The man is supposed to have his legs outside of hers. He should be able to barely reach her shoulders with his hands.

The Rainbow Arch

This position offers a differing angle of insertion for the woman.
I don't think that the name of this position is at all related to the gay pride rainbow. I believe it is just a coincidence.
This might be a good position for the guys out there that want a woman to lick their toes. It is definitely not for folks with some of them Stanky Feet

The Race of the Member

This position is supposedly inspired by horseback riding. To get into it, the man lies on his back and brings his knees toward his chest (sort of like a stretch from junior high gym class). The Vee that the man's thighs make from above is supposed to resemble a saddle.
The woman is supposed to straddle the mans legs. She is to squat down on his erect penis. The woman then controls the thrusting by flexing at the knees (like riding a horse).

Piledriver with Nosebone

This must be what happens when the WWF meets snowboarding!
It's not recommended that this position is attempted after a bowl of bran cereal.

The Daisy Chain

This position is even better with a shower curtain, bottle of Elmers Glue, and some BBQ tongs.
A quick game of Twister is a perfect warm-up for this position.
Don't be fooled by imitations of this one!

The Bed Breaker

This one seems like it puts alot of stress on the head and foot boards of the bed.
It should be noted that the two guys don't have to look at one another. It should also be noted that there isn't increase stimulation in this one.

Baribie and Ken

I bet you were wondering how dolls without knees or genitals have sex. (well, maybe it is just me that wonders about these things). Either way, these particular dolls don't have much mobility and they certainly don't have equipment.
What results in a pretty sloppy effort by our guy dolls.

Reminds you of the Joke:
A woman asks a store clerk "Maam, does Barbie come with Ken?" the clerk replies, "Nah, she fakes it with Ken, she comes with G.I. Joe

Fuck Yoursefl!

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:54:59 GMT

I meant to post this last night but really couldn’t be bothered typing it up.

Well me and Craig were having a conversation about being single and one of the suggestion that we came up with was to clone ourselves but in the female form. I mean going out with a female / male version of yourself, do you think that would work?

They would always know what you wanted to do and talk about, but would that get boring? They would be great in bed as they know exactly what turn you on and the correct way to do everything. Would it be awkward fucking yourself? I mean we all pretty much do it anyway but is there a difference between masturbating and having sex with an opposite or same sex (if you are that way inclined) version of yourself?

So what are your thoughts on the subject?

DeviantArt

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 09:25:32 GMT

http://burrelly.deviantart.com/

Check it Out :)

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 18:24:21 GMT

I spend about 20 mins yesterday typing an update and this stupid thing crashed and I lost it all. Oh well guess I am going to have to spend the time and write another one.

I have not really been up to that much just working away 10days in a row now! Its driving me mad, just want out of this place! AOL the actual job is just boring me and I have no interest at all anymore. I like the place and I like the people and the flirting going on between me and a certain someone :) dunno where that is gonna get me we will just need to wait and see.

Had my final interview with Dell think I did quite well. I got all dressed up in my suit and was really smart, turned up to the interview and they are sitting there in shorts and tshirt but I am glad I made the effort.

We took out the flat lease for another 6 months aswell, so thing are hopefully begining to look up for me :)

Dave

hmmm lests see

Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:28:20 GMT

I want anyone and EVERYONE who reads this to post in here something (0r Things) they would like to do with me someday.

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 10:07:44 GMT

LAST PERSON WHO
x. Slept in your bed: littel linzi
x. Saw you cry: Not really sure about this one
x. Made you cry: erm... cant remember the last time i cried
x. You shared a drink with: *shrugs*
x. You went to the movies with: fiona and Rikki
x. You went to the mall with: erm luiza prob
x. Yelled at you: some little neds
x. Sent you an email: livejournal :)

HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: sort of
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: damn right susie loves to fight
x. Been to California: Nopes
x. Been to Hawaii: no :(
x. Been to Mexico: yeah been there
x. Been to China: nope
x. Been to Canada: nah
x. Danced naked: oh yeah on more tham one occasion
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?: yeah thats happened
x. Wish you were the opposite sex?: yeah course doesent everyone?
x. Had an imaginary friend: nope
x. Do you have a crush on someone: uh huh
x. What book are you reading now: not reading any book at the moment
x. Worst feeling in the world: erm........ way i feel now?
x. Future daughter's name: noidea
x Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: nope
x. What's under your bed: nothing no drawrs or space under bed
x. Favorite sport to watch: anything extreme!
x. Location: work
x. College plans: been there done that
x. Piercings/tattoos: yeah- lip , tongue, nipple, ears

EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: nope but have done
x. Do you drink: yeah a little to much
x. Who is your best friend[s]: got a few
x. What are you most scared of: not really anything in particular
x. What clothes do you sleep in: boxers
x. Where do you want to get married: erm dunno where is feels right
x. Who do you really hate: not really anything
x. Been in Love: sorta
x. Do you have a job: yeah mabey changing soon though
x. Do you like being around people: yeah most of the time
x. Are you for world peace: nah they would run out of ideas for games
x. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yeah pretty much my life lately!
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: yeah she broke my fingers on a bouncy castle when i was 4
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: yeah usually ones thats are unobtainable
x. Want someone you don't have right now: yeah
x. Are you lonely right now: yeah just now and for last wee while
x. Song thats stuck in your head a lot: amarillo grrrrrrr
x. Do you want to get married: some day
x. Do you want kids: some day with the right person

FAVORITE
x. Room in house: my room
x. Color[s]: purple / black
x. cologne[s]?: not really got one
x. Month: april
x. Stone: tigers eye

IN THE LAST WEEK, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: nope
x. Bought something: yeah food :)
x. Gotten sick: nah been fine
x. Sang: all the time lol
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yeah but will it make a difference?
x. Met someone new: yeah
x. Missed someone: damn right! tina come back!
x. Hugged someone: yup
x. Kissed someone: yeah

? ? ? I N F O R M A T I O N ? ? ?
Full Name: David John Burrell
Sex: yeah are you offering?
Birthday: 27th april
Sign: taurus
Hair color: blonde / brown
Eye color: hazel
Height: around 6"0

? ? ? F A S H I O N | S T U F F ? ? ?
Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: anywhere really
What is your sexiest outfit?: birthday suit ;)
What is your most comfortable outfit? jeans and a shirt
What do you usually wear?: jeans and a shirt

? ? ? S P E C I F I C S ? ? ?
What kind of shampoo do you use?: any kind
What are you listening to right now: aol mbr moaning about his drivers
Who is the last person that called you?: aol idiot, person that mattered fiona
How many buddies are online right now?: 36
What would you change about yourself?: alot

? ? ? F A V O R I T E S ? ? ?
Foods: edible food
Girls names: shrugs
Boys names: shrugs
subjects in school: computing
Animals: dogs

? ? ? C U R R E N T ? ? ?
Clothes: trousers and shirt
Music: none as im at work :(
Annoyance: aol mbr on phone
Smell: nowt
Desktop picture: alien
Cd in player: no cd player
DVD in player: at home family guy

? ? ? L A S T | P E R S O N ? ? ?
You touched: me
Hugged: some random
You IMed: finobly
You yelled at: aol mbr
You kissed: ermmm

? ? ? A R E | Y O U ? ? ?
Understanding: yeah most of the time
Arrogant: erm can be sometimes
Insecure: most of the time no
Random: can be
Smart: depends on the subject
Moody: can be
Hard working: whan i want something
Organized: hahaha
Shy: depends on the situation
Difficult: if i want to be
Attractive: hmm depends who you ask
Bored easily: oh yeah
Obsessed: with some things
Angry: not very often
Sad: alot of the time

? ? ? W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A ? ? ?
Kill?: that would be telling
Slap?: rikki, just for the hell of it
Get really wasted with?: hmmmm
Get high with: ian when he come down
Talk to offline: my friends
Talk to online: same as above
Sex it up with: again that would be telling!

? ? ? R A N D O M ? ? ?
In the morning I: wanna ..................
Love is: a feeling?

? ? ? W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R ? ? ?
Coke or Pepsi: irn bru
Flowers or candy: candy
Tall or short: tall

? ? ? W H O ? ? ?
Makes you laugh the most: friends
Makes you smile: friends
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: again that would be telling

? ? ? N U M B E R ? ? ?
Of times I have had my heart broken: erm no comment
Of hearts I have broken: dunno
Of scars on my body: a fair few, most self inflicted

? ? ? Y O U R | T H O U G H T S ? ? ?
I know: i want things i cant have
I want: to go home
I have: to tell
I wish: no comment
I hate: hate
I hear: aol idiots
I search: for the right person but with no avail
I wonder: just wonder

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 01:51:20 GMT

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet lord_of_shadows? Through neen
2.~What would you do if you had never met night_pegasus? would have a completly different group of friends.
3.~What do you honestly think of armands_gift? wouldent you like to know
4.~Would or did friggin_muppet and monkeyballz go out? nopes
5.~Have you ever liked ligacheva? do i have to be honest?
6.~If sutekhian died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? dunno
7.~Would deadedd666 and friggin_muppet make a good couple? no way
8.~Describe tinkebele in 3 words: dont really knowher
9.~Do you think nantuko is hot? no comment
10.~Would sutekhian and friggin_muppet make a lovely couple? no way in hell
11.~What do you think of when you see monkeyballz? suicide bomber ;)
12.~Tell me something humiliating about friggin_muppet: not quite got the rythme down ;)
13.~Do you know any of sik_and_twisted's family members? nope
14.~What's friggin_muppet's favorite color? purple
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is rev_scapegoat? 1
16.~What would you do if friggin_muppet just professed their undying love for you? oh she knows :)
17.~What language does friggin_muppet speak? random
18.~Who is jiraiyasama going out with? no idea
19.~Is x_xtina a boy or a girl? sexy chcik
20.~Would hornyangel20 and friggin_muppet make a good couple? hmmm dont think so
21.~Who do you think ash_wings would be great with from this list? nantuko
22.~When was the last time you talked to nantuko? right now he was complaing about the anwser to the above question
23.~What is ligacheva's favorite band? who give a fuck
24.~Does deadedd666 have any siblings? yeah
25.~Would you ever date sik_and_twisted? mabey
26.~Would you ever date tinkebele? nope
27.~Is ash_wings single? nope
28.~What is friggin_muppet's last name? rollo
29.~What is hornyangel20's middle name? anne
30~What is armands_gift's fantasy? me of course :)
31.~Where does x_xtina live? larkhall
32.~Would you make out with lord_of_shadows? no way
33.~Are night_pegasus and sik_and_twisted best friends? well yeah
34.~Does tinkebele like friggin_muppet? yeah pretty sure she does
35.~How did you meet hornyangel20? the random person at luiza's
36.~Is nantuko older than you? yeah the old man
37.~Is friggin_muppet the sexiest person alive? damn right

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 16:43:34 GMT

Quite a Bastard
You are 50% of a bastard.

Man, you're a harsh one. Your friends probably don't consider themselves as such; your enemies are numerous and spite-ridden. If you get or have a job, it was or will be through liberal lying and some clever manipulation. You should probably be registered with the same kind of people who track sex offenders, so your neighbors will know you're in the area.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on bastardism

Link: The Am I Enough of a Bastard Test written by ThePastor on OkCupid Free Online Dating

Guess What

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:56:36 GMT

Im Pissed!

>:D

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 18:03:32 GMT

Satanic Evil

What type of evil being are you inside?
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Its about time..........

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 14:32:55 GMT

Well I think its about time I actually get round to it and update this.

I have not really been up to that much lately working away and playing computer games. Been out a few time for lunch / dinner etc which has been nice.

Saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory the other week, its is quite a giood film. It really is amazing how much Johnny Depp is like Michael Jackson. *hides from luiza*

Went airsofting yesterday with craig. was good fun even managed to get some pyrotechnic work out of it. Going to be doing all the explosive work for the black hawk down game that is upcoming yay. Any one fancy some airsoft in a few weeks?

Family went on holiday last wednesday and left me with the animals. The dogs lasted a whole day and a night til I put them in the kennels. They just wouldent shut up. Still have the guinni pig though.

As said have been playing a fair ammount of computer games lately - generals, unreal tournamnt and raven shield.

Been thinking a fair bit about life and shit like that, nothing really exiting about that but decided a few things. Going to start looking for a new job really cant be bothered with AOL just now, I want a job that is proper IT not this get them off the phone crap.